What is your Roller Derby Name?
Bettie Mal Seizure
What is your alter ego? (i.e. what do you do when you aren’t on the track)
Who is favourite roller derby girl (or ref)?
Bunnie Suicide, Jack Attack, and Master Blaster
Who are your favourite team?
What’s your derby dream?
Harlots owning their own skate warehouse / roller disco
What’s your poison?
Paraquat. Just kidding- way too messy – Rum
What’s your proudest derby moment so far?
Moving Dr C’nister about a half inch when I hit her on track…
What is the most embarrassing thing that has even happened to you?
I beat the hell out of a helium balloon when I came home in the dark because I forgot I’d left it behind the front door… (not an isolated incident).
What three essential pieces of advice would you give to someone looking to get involved in Roller Derby for the first time?
- Get low
- Roll with the punches
- Invest in good pads (3 helps with 2…)